You´ve found your Ultimate Retirement Book! Congratulations on reaching that point in life where you can sit back, put your feet up, and enjoy retirement! Just think of it, no more cares, no more hurry and...no more paychecks! Yikes! The first day of retirement is an exciting time. You get to sleep in until noon, then sit around in your pajamas all day. There are lots of soap operas to catch up on and then of course all those small jobs around the house you’ve been putting off for years. That was always the plan, right? But the reality is you’ll still get up at 7 a.m. every morning, looking in the mirror and wonder what to do with yourself. Maybe you’ll head out to Starbucks and nurse a coffee all day. Or you could just sit on the porch and scratch yourself as people go by. Those options don’t appeal to you? Well then, you’ve discovered the ultimate book on retirement just in time. Take this humorous approach to enjoy your retirement. In this book you will discover the 50 best things you absolutely need to do to enjoy your retirement to the fullest, such as: Joining a Nudist Club...It’s a jiggle fest and a giggle fest Dancing...Men will hate it, women will love it Get a Sex Change...for guys that had man boobs anyway The Art and Science of Napping...and yes there is Smoke Pot...Join the movement, it’s a joint effort Check out Cemeteries...Your last rodeo Gamble in Vegas Baby! What happens there stays there And so much, much more… After reading this book, you will never get bored in your retirement. You will know exactly what to do in your life...in the funny, humorous ways.... Perfect for retirees. Perfect retirement gift. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Sam Slydell. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/100544/bk_acx0_100544_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Another awesome compilation of lesbian sex stories for erotica romance. Story One - I have lived next door to a hot chick that I have wanted to f--k for all those years that I have lived in my present apartment. However, she was as straight as they came and so I had to endure listening to all her f--k sessions as she f--ked all those men that I could hear moaning her name through those thin walls between the apartments. When I met her identical sister and realized she was into me, that made for one of the hottest f--k sessions I have ever had as I finally got to f--k and suck the woman I have always wanted to f--k; with the same eyes, boobs, ass and pussy that I have been lusting off for so long now; even if it was not really her but someone who looked exactly like her. Story Two - I have been dreaming of f--king my co-worker for such a long time but have always been afraid of approaching her for obvious reasons. However, her f--king boobs were driving me crazy, and every time she came to use the copier that was right beside my desk, I wanted to grab her, throw her on my desk and suck her pussy right there in the middle of the office and don´t care who sees. When I finally got to f--k her, it was even better than all my fantasies put together. Story Three - She was so hot that even though she had a man, I still just had to f--k her. However, I was f--king her and giving her multiple orgasms and making her squirt; something her man never could get her to do, so I knew that it was just a matter of time that she will realize that she did not need an ugly, disgusting cock inside her pussy at all. In the meantime, I gave in to the smoking hit nurse who worked the night shift with me and I have no regrets. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Cheyanne Humble. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/030263/bk_acx0_030263_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.