[Contains explicit content] Susie looks at the envy gay sex life (real and imagined) engenders in the hearts of straight women. Next: Boob jobs are not for men´s pleasure; they never were. And finally, it´s time to revisit Donna Tartt´s The Secret History. Have a question or news story for Susie? You can send your confidential queries and comments to firstname.lastname@example.org. [Episode 763, October 20, 2017] 1. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/171020/pf_suzy_171020_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
In this deeply personal collection of essays, creator of the The Conversation Amanda de Cadenet shares the hard-won advice and practical insights she´s gained through her experiences as a businesswoman, friend, wife, and mother. Amanda is on a mission to facilitate conversations that allow all women to be seen, heard, and understood. Through her multimedia platform The Conversation, she interviews some of today´s most badass women - from Hillary Clinton to Lady Gaga - in no-holds-barred conversations that get to the heart of what means to be female. Now, in It´s Messy, Amanda offers listeners an extension of that conversation, inviting them into her life and sharing her own story. From childhood fame to a high-profile marriage (and divorce) to teen motherhood to the sexism that threatened to end her career before it started, Amanda shares the good, the bad, and the messy of her life, synthesizing lessons she´s learned along the way. Through it all, she offers an original perspective as a feminist on the front lines of celebrity culture. Edgy, irreverent, poignant, and provocative, It´s Messy addresses the issues, concerns, and experiences relevant to women today. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Amanda de Cadenet. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/006274/bk_harp_006274_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Read all about tit! Roy Chubby Brown returns with his bluest show yet, Front Page Boobs, live from Lincoln and brand new for 2012. He’s still rude, he’s still crude and this time he’s turning headlines into punch lines as his rip-roaring brand of banter continues to burst bellies across the country. Chubby doesn’t hold back from sharing his outlandish views on news, women, and sex, sailing so close to the mark, even the most seasoned of fans will be left gob-smacked! Front Page Boobs even includes a verse of Chubby’s unforgettable rendition of ‘Alice’. As politically incorrect as ever, ´´The World’s Most Outrageous Comedian” is far too rude for TV! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Roy Chubby Brown. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/pf/univ/000091/pf_univ_000091_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
This book contains everything you need to know to be a man. Everything. It will prepare you for every situation you can imagine, from the office to the bedroom. It will improve your life no matter what you´re doing...whether you´re in a bar, in a fight, in a wedding, in an argument, at a game, at work, or in a stranger´s bed. It´s time to be a man. Listen to this book. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Kevin T. Collins. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/013193/bk_adbl_013193_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The riveting story of how cosmetic surgery and plastic money melted together to create a subprime mortgage crisis of the body.... Plastic surgery has become the answer for many Americans, and in American Plastic sociologist Laurie Essig explores how we arrived at this particular solution. Over the last decade there has been a 465 percent increase in cosmetic work, and we now spend over $12 billion annually on procedures like liposuction, face-lifts, tummy tucks, and boob jobs. In this fascinating book, Essig argues that this transformation is the result of massive shifts in both our culture and our economy - a perfect storm of greed, desire, and technology. Plastic is crucial to who we are as Americans, Essig observes. We not only pioneered plastic money but lead the world in our willingness to use it. Its estimated that 30 percent of plastic surgery patients earn less than $30,000 a year; another 41 percent earn less than $60,000. And since the average cost of cosmetic work is $8,000, a staggering 85 percent of patients assume debt to get work done. Using plastic surgery as a lens on better understanding our society, Essig shows how access to credit, medical advances, and the pressures from an image- and youth-obsessed culture have led to an unprecedented desire to fix ourselves. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Natalie Gold. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/002684/bk_adbl_002684_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Here´s what you´ll get with this three-book package: Say Goodbye to Your Double Chin Forever Double chins mostly happen to women and seldom for men, for the reason that women have a tendency to accumulate more fat in the body than men. Double chin may be cured through surgery and liposuction; others remove it by having good exercise and being watchful of what they eat. It depends on the preferences of those deciding to have their double chins removed, but this article promotes exercise and being watchful or careful on one´s foods. While there is simple facial, neck, and chin exercises to minimize the double chin, determination and being focused to losing it are the keys. Also, getting the right attitude and following strictly the steps as suggested in this article will do wonders. Man Boobs! Step-by-Step Guide to Getting Rid of Man Boobs: How to Get Rid of Man Boobs and Excess Body Fat It´s not a secret that every man desires to have a well-shaped body to impress his wife, friends, and everyone else. Having fatty boobs is one of the embarrassing social conditions that men are most afraid of. Perhaps they know deep within them that this is socially unacceptable and could even impair their whole self-confidence. Man boobs or gynecomastia is a problem that many men have. If you are one of the sufferers, you would probably like to discover how to get rid of man boobs. There are many ways to lose chest fat including surgery, taking natural supplements, or going on a diet. However, you can also lose man boobs by performing exercises. Using Gravity as a Gym: A Step-by-Step Guide to Simple Body Weight If one wants to get in shape but can´t afford high-priced health clubs and gyms then exercising is a great way to stay fit and get outdoors. Exercising can also help prevent nagging injuries that keep you away from some of your favorite activities. The benefits of a regular worko... 1. Language: English. Narrator: Kurt J. Haak. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/098673/bk_acx0_098673_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A social commentary, comedy, memoir, and practical, info-packed journey into beauty treatments including plastic surgery, Men Are Stupid... is for every woman who wants to improve herself, giving the average woman a step-by-step guide on how to look and feel gorgeous, delivered with Joan´s signature sense of humor. Chapters include: Peels and Fillers Sucks to Be You Eyes Wide Open Care Enough to Do Your Very, Very Breast Less Where You Don´t Want It, More Where You Do Bringing Up the Rear. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Joan Rivers. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/sans/001707/bk_sans_001707_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The very best sketches from the brilliant third television series, written by and starring Matt Lucas and David Walliams. Bubbles is back! But has she met her match with arch-enemy Desiree? In this battle of the bulge, who´ll come out on top? Dudley´s Thai mail-order bride arrives, but can he get to grips with Ting Tong? Anne appears on Stars in Their Eyes, hosted by Cat Deeley. What will she sing? ´´Tonight Matthew, I´m going to be Celine Dion...´´ Highlights from the third TV series also include Lou and Andy getting into an awful kerfuffle over boob jobs and slow-drying patios, the Prime Minister and Sebastian exchanging favours, Dafydd canvassing support in the local Bi Elections, and Emily and Florence going on their (very small) hen night. Hold the front page! Vicky Pollard has some scandal for the press (for a price) and Marjorie Dawes finally apologises to her FatFighters. By the way, computer still says ´´No´´. Created and performed by comic sensations Matt Lucas and David Walliams, and including Tom Baker´s insightful narration, this must-see TV Series is now a must-hear. Guest stars include Anthony Head, Nigel Havers, Rob Brydon, Imelda Staunton, Richard Madeley, Judy Finnigan, and Ruth Madoc. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Tom Baker. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/rt/bbcw/001009/rt_bbcw_001009_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Susie starts us off with a look at electoral politics at a strip club in Florida. That´s right - people in the sex industry are talking about which presidential candidate they might vote for next month. A recent article in The Huffington Post stated that both political parties have a lot to prove to workers at this bar, as well as its patrons. Seems like both Romney and Obama have a long way to go to please some working-class people and earn their votes. Next, we meet another listener in our ´´Tell Me Your Sex Story´´ segment. In this ongoing series, Susie asks willing listeners all kinds of personal, intimate questions and draws out details about their sex lives. Welcome to Susie´s sexual confession booth! Today we meet ´´Genevieve´´, who lives in California. Genevieve and Susie talk about having orgasms as a young kid, getting breast implants and then removing them, and the importance of nipple sensation. Finally, Susie reaches into our ´´Try This at Home´´ mailbag and finds an intriguing letter, in which a linguist writes about the language of love being the way to learn a language. ´´If I can read some sexy, dirty stories, I can learn a foreign language easier. Is this weird?´´ Susie has a lot of fun ideas. Have a question? You can call Susie´s hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to email@example.com. [Episode 544, October 19, 2012] Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/121019/pf_suzy_121019_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
If anyone asks, I knew better than to flash my boobs for Mardi Gras beads. I still don´t know why I did it. Maybe it was the dare from my two best friends. Maybe it was the guys on the balcony saying they´d throw Fireball shots with the beads. Or maybe it was the quiet guy in the corner of that same balcony with piercing gray eyes, wavy dark hair, and a smile so tempting I wanted to climb up there and lick it off his face. Maybe it was because I never thought I´d see them again. Not that it matters. Not today. Because the hotel I manage was finally bought. And the guy who walks in and introduces himself as my new boss is Mr. Tall, Dark, and Silent. There are many upsides to being single. Your new boss knowing what your boobs look like? Not one of them. Contains mature themes. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Loretta Rawlins. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/012412/bk_tant_012412_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.