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Turn Off the TV, Get Off Your Ass, and Do Somet...
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Are you worried about your kids because they seem unmotivated, unwilling to do anything, and are having difficulties in life? Have you or a loved one gained weight? Are you always upset about every little thing on the news? Maybe you need to turn off the television! The boob tube, as it used to be called, breeds violence and laziness in society. A large minority of the population sits in front to the television every day, soaking in advertising and political propaganda, watching violence and sex, and gaining weight. Do you feel unhealthy and ill much of the time? Perhaps you should stop eating fast food and change your diet to be healthier. Possibly you need to get off the couch, turn off the TV, and get outside. The fresh air and wide open spaces will do you good. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Roy Wells. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/073955de/bk_rhde_002536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Carter Finally Gets It , Hörbuch, Digital, unge...
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Meet Will Carter, but feel free to call him Carter. (Yes, he knows it´s a lazy nickname, but he didn´t have much say in the matter.) Here are five things you should know about him:1. He has a stuttering problem, particularly around boobs and belly buttons.2. He battles Attention Deficit Disorder every minute of every day...unless he gets distracted.3. He´s a virgin, mostly because he´s no good at talking to girls (see number 1).4. He´s about to start high school.5. He´s totally not ready.Join Carter for his freshman year, where he´ll search for sex, love, and acceptance anywhere he can find it. In the process, he´ll almost kill a trombone player, face off with his greatest nemesis, suffer a lot of blood loss, narrowly escape death, run from the cops (not once, but twice), get caught up in a messy love triangle, meet his match in the form of a curvy drill teamer, and surprise the hell out of everyone, including himself. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Nick Podehl. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/brll/001625de/bk_rhde_002536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Bimat: A Vietnamese Adventure: Siam Storm, Volu...
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Who in their right mind would kidnap the daughter of a high-ranking Vietnamese National Assembly member and a mad monk´s wife... moreover, for what reason?The third part of the brilliantly funny Siam Storm series. Spock and Stu are having an intellectual debate about saggy boobs when Pon phones with his disturbing news. They know that they must go to be by his side until things can be resolved. Spock and Stu now live in Pattaya with their wives, Dao and Moo. The past few years have been idyllic, with them both settling into to married life and any thoughts of adventure far behind them. Though Pon sounded anxious on the phone, the lads are sure that he is fretting over nothing. However, just in case, Spock takes his adventure hat along. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Robert A Webster. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/029561de/bk_rhde_002536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Absolutely Hot Tales, Volume Four: Five Explici...
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Sylvia and George have a wonderful marriage and they also play a silly game. What´s your price? How much to eat fishing bait? How much to scream randomly? How much to flash your boobs? When it comes to the sex questions, Sylvia´s prices are astronomical, so she doesn´t really understand how the people from the Internet site get her to do things she´d charge thousands for. She agrees to sleep with her husband on the beach while being filmed but things don´t work out as planned. Before she knows it, it´s not her husband but a stranger with a very, very large cock. She feels horrible and her husband seems humiliated as hell. Why does he also seem so turned on? Warning: This audiobook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity and includes rough sex, group sex, first anal sex, reluctant sex, first lesbian sex, and more. Only mature adults who won´t find that offensive should listen to this collection. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Reagan West. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/074701de/bk_rhde_002536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Look Who It Is!: My Story, Hörbuch, Digital, 26...
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Famed for his gentle innocence and brilliant observational wit, comedian Alan Carr describes his childhood growing up in a football-mad family in Northampton and his rise to become one of Britain´s best-loved comedians.´´Puberty had been unkind. Whereas it had come in the night and left the other boys with chiselled, stubbly chins and deep masculine voices, I´d been left with a huge pair of knockers and the voice of a pensioner.´´-Alan CarrAlan Carr grew up in one of the most boring towns in England: Northampton, a place known for making shoes. It was also famous for its football club, Northampton Town FC. Alan´s dad as manager of the club was a local hero - a dream come true for most lads, but not Alan. Alan wore glasses and had man boobs at 14. He did not like P.E.In his very first book, Alan tells his life story (´´oh and what a life´´) with his unique twist of natural, observational humour - ´´I´m not saying I´m a fantasist but there have been times when things that I´ve seen on television when I was younger have tended to seep into my subconscious and blended into my own life. I remember telling my mum about the time I stopped that woman from having a diamond encrusted necklace stolen and she´d say ´No Alan, that was Poirot.´´´With his tongue-in-cheek, end of pier humour that has made him famous, Alan describes an ordinary life in bursts of technicolour. His journey from awkward schoolboy hiding his man-boobs on the pitch, drinking tea with the dinner ladies and working in a call centre, to becoming one of our best-loved comedians, likened to the great Frankie Howerd, will make his audiobook a guaranteed tickler, with a laugh-out-loud gag at every turn. Language: English. Narrator: Alan Carr. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/hcuk/000372de/bk_rhde_002536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Delora´s Beach Orgy , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekür...
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Bondage and Domination Erotica Publishing presents this intensely erotic story from Sylvia Synn. What would you do if you and a friend went to a nude beach and things got sexy? That´s exactly what happens to Delora and not only does she have her first lesbian sex but three men show up for an orgy in public! PLEASE NOTE: Bondage and Domination Erotica Publishing specializes in rough BDSM fantasies, but these stories are not reality. In truth, BDSM is not about sudden situations, but requires very careful planning and communication. Don´t interpret a story like this as a guide for behavior. It´s a sexy fantasy, not a how to manual. Warning: This audiobook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity and includes public sex, rough sex, first lesbian sex, bondage, spanking, double penetration and more. Only mature adults who won´t find that offensive should listen to this story. Here is a preview: Dear God, the tanning oil! Moments later, the import of that hit her. She watched in excited and aroused shock as Sharon rubbed it over her thighs and her calves and then up over her nice, flat tummy and her breasts. Dee desperately wished she could be the one running slick hands over her boobs but she certainly couldn´t complain about the sight. Sharon handed her the bottle and Dee was just about to pour some over her own breasts when Sharon said, ´´Wait. Do my back first.´´ ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Veronica Fox. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/079712de/bk_rhde_002536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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What Women Really Mean: How to Interpret and Ma...
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In religion, there are seven deadly sins that everyone must deal with sooner or later: gluttony, greed, sloth, pride, envy, wrath, and lust. In relationships, there are five deadly questions that every guy must deal with sooner or later: Does this dress make my ass look fat? How many women have you slept with? Should I get a boob job? Do you think I´d make a good prostitute? How the hell do I get her to sign the pre-nup? Forget about Dr. Phil, Wayne, Laura, and Dr. Ruth: listen to this book instead, and take control of your relationship. Now, for the first time, men of the world can have a chance to exist in a relationship without being at a disadvantage. This book teaches men how to deal with most of the most common things that women say. Men can now learn how to interpret those words, know the meanings behind them, and manipulate each situation to bring about a much more desirable conclusion. Also included in this book are the answers to the most difficult questions that females ask their men, plus how to get a pre-nuptial agreement signed, and much, much more. This is the perfect book for any male old enough to date, and is a must-listen for any guy about to enter into a relationship, because knowing how to interpret and manipulate the female thought process can be a life-saving skill. Dr. Shoveen has gotten into various degrees of trouble with numerous women´s rights groups, and the publisher of this book wants all listeners to be advised that the views of Dr. Shoveen in no way are meant to be representative of the views of Magic Lamp Press/Productions, the publisher of his books in print, digital, and audio formats. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ted Delorme. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/070472de/bk_rhde_002536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Hes A Lesbian Now - A Body Transformation Story
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Brian Underwood had loved his neighbor, Jia, since they were children. But she was a lesbian, and he...wasnt. But a wish on a star one night led to unforeseen changes. Brian woke up the next morning with his body transformed. He was no longer Brian, but...Brianna! Follow the two star-crossed lovers as they try to reconcile the changes in their lives. Because Brians a lesbian now! ----- PG Excerpt ----- I bet youre a horny little tramp, arent you, Brianna? If you were still a guy, youd be hard and youd want to go and stroke off. But you cant. Her voice lowered, becoming deep and sultry. Are you hot for me? Are you wet? One hand fell casually on the inside of her thigh, sliding up the denim. Brianna was shocked at her friends dirty talk and her nonchalant attitude. Was this what she was like when she wasnt around? No wonder so many young women had fallen under her spell. I...I dont know. What? I dont know, okay? Jesus, Jia! Ive been a woman for maybe two hours, and you think I know what its like to be...to be aroused? she glared helplessly at her. And what is with you? Last night the only way I would have been able to get you into my bed was with a dose of ruffies. And now youre feeling me up in your car like its the most natural thing in the world. That was then, Bree. This is now. Last night you were a nice guy who had the unfortunate disadvantage of having a dick. Now, youre a gorgeous woman with world-class boobs. And I wouldnt mind seeing a lot more than I have already. But Im not going to throw you down on the floor and bang you. So I want to know what turns you on. What makes you all hot and bothered. When you were a guy, wasnt there a certain body type you went for more than others? Besides me, of course. She smirked with pride. Well, yeah, she admitted. I always liked brunettes. Dark skin helped. Asians. Latinas. Long hair was nice, too. But God, Jia. When I was a guy, it was easy. She gestured at her crotch. Heres your weiner. Either its hard or not. Her lips twitched. No wonder so many computer geeks are guys. Its a very binary world. Must be right up their alley. Jia snickered. Well, thats true. But we cant send you out into public without knowing the basics. Otherwise youll have your signals crossed and some randy lesbo will take advantage of you. She pulled neatly into a parking space across from Briannas apartment. She looked down at her hands, which were clenched tightly on the steering wheel. I could help you, if you want. Help me what? Help you figure it out. How your body works. Im not going to send you into the wild with no more knowledge of the female body than what you picked up having sex with your girlfriends. I mean, she said, stuttering a little, I know you were a good lover. Careful and considerate. Ive had enough girl-talk with your girlfriends to figure that out. But following instructions from your girlfriend is a lot different than learning about your own body. And you dont have the months of experimentation most kids get once they hit puberty to learn what works for you. She set a hand on her arm, trying to hide the way it trembled. Ill teach you, if you want.

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Top Secret Twenty-one: Stephanie Plum, Book 21 ...
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Catch a professional assassin: top priority. Find a failure-to-appear and collect big bucks: top score. How she´ll pull it all off: top secret. Trenton, New Jersey´s favorite used-car dealer, Jimmy Poletti, was caught selling a lot more than used cars out of his dealerships. Now he´s out on bail and has missed his date in court, and bounty hunter Stephanie Plum is looking to bring him in. Leads are quickly turning into dead ends, and all too frequently into dead bodies. Even Joe Morelli, the city´s hottest cop, is struggling to find a clue to the suspected killer´s whereabouts. These are desperate times, and they call for desperate measures. So Stephanie is going to have to do something she really doesn´t want to do: protect former hospital security guard and general pain in her behind Randy Briggs. Briggs was picking up quick cash as Poletti´s bookkeeper and knows all his boss´ dirty secrets. Now Briggs is next on Poletti´s list of people to put six feet under. To top things off, Ranger - resident security expert and Stephanie´s greatest temptation - has been the target of an assassination plot. He´s dodged the bullet this time, but if Ranger wants to survive the next attempt on his life, he´ll have to enlist Stephanie´s help and reveal a bit more of his mysterious past. Death threats, highly trained assassins, highly untrained assassins, and Stark Street being overrun by a pack of feral Chihuahuas are all in a day´s work for Stephanie Plum. The real challenge is dealing with her Grandma Mazur´s wild bucket list. A boob job and getting revenge on Joe Morelli´s Grandma Bella can barely hold a candle to what´s number one on the list - but that´s top secret. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Lorelei King. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/head/000351de/bk_rhde_002536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Top Secret Twenty-One: A Stephanie Plum Novel, ...
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Catch a professional assassin: top priority. Find a failure-to-appear and collect big bucks: top score. How she’ll pull it all off: top secret. Trenton, New Jersey’s favorite used-car dealer, Jimmy Poletti, was caught selling a lot more than used cars out of his dealerships. Now he’s out on bail and has missed his date in court, and bounty hunter Stephanie Plum is looking to bring him in. Leads are quickly turning into dead ends, and all too frequently into dead bodies. Even Joe Morelli, the city’s hottest cop, is struggling to find a clue to the suspected killer’s whereabouts. These are desperate times, and they call for desperate measures. So Stephanie is going to have to do something she really doesn’t want to do: protect former hospital security guard and general pain in her behind Randy Briggs. Briggs was picking up quick cash as Poletti’s bookkeeper and knows all his boss’ dirty secrets. Now Briggs is next on Poletti’s list of people to put six feet under. To top things off, Ranger - resident security expert and Stephanie’s greatest temptation - has been the target of an assassination plot. He’s dodged the bullet this time, but if Ranger wants to survive the next attempt on his life, he’ll have to enlist Stephanie’s help and reveal a bit more of his mysterious past. Death threats, highly trained assassins, highly untrained assassins, and Stark Street being overrun by a pack of feral Chihuahuas are all in a day’s work for Stephanie Plum. The real challenge is dealing with her Grandma Mazur’s wild bucket list. A boob job and getting revenge on Joe Morelli’s Grandma Bella can barely hold a candle to what’s number one on the list - but that’s top secret. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Lorelei King. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/rand/003852de/bk_rhde_002536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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