When Good Boobs Turn Bad A Mammoir:A Mammoir Jill Foer Hirsch
How the (Bleep) Did I Get This Old? showcases the best of ´´Laverne´s View,´´ a humor column she began writing in 1999 that has been syndicated since 2004. The author returns to the single life after the breakup of a 21-year marriage. Men are older, but still motivated by the same primal urges, and four decades and three children later, she is still trying to preserve her virginity. Years bring bodily assaults, including cataracts, joint replacements, sagging boobs, and a dying libido. Bardy describes the virtues of growing up in the 40s and 50s when people survived bike riding without a helmet, driving without a seatbelt, and being flashed by men in trench coats without needing years of therapy. She curses her battle with weight, trading high heels for practical shoes, plastic key tags, never-ending junk mail, and packaging that requires iron hands and an act of congress to open. After 23 years of vowing never to remarry, she succumbs to the charms of a man she meets online. When he proposes, she suspects she must really love him because thoughts of marriage don´t send her fleeing to the porcelain throne. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Candee Lewis. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/049686de/bk_rhde_002536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Who in their right mind would kidnap the daughter of a high-ranking Vietnamese National Assembly member and a mad monk´s wife... moreover, for what reason?The third part of the brilliantly funny Siam Storm series. Spock and Stu are having an intellectual debate about saggy boobs when Pon phones with his disturbing news. They know that they must go to be by his side until things can be resolved. Spock and Stu now live in Pattaya with their wives, Dao and Moo. The past few years have been idyllic, with them both settling into to married life and any thoughts of adventure far behind them. Though Pon sounded anxious on the phone, the lads are sure that he is fretting over nothing. However, just in case, Spock takes his adventure hat along. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Robert A Webster. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/029561de/bk_rhde_002536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Sylvia and George have a wonderful marriage and they also play a silly game. What´s your price? How much to eat fishing bait? How much to scream randomly? How much to flash your boobs? When it comes to the sex questions, Sylvia´s prices are astronomical, so she doesn´t really understand how the people from the Internet site get her to do things she´d charge thousands for. She agrees to sleep with her husband on the beach while being filmed but things don´t work out as planned. Before she knows it, it´s not her husband but a stranger with a very, very large cock. She feels horrible and her husband seems humiliated as hell. Why does he also seem so turned on? Warning: This audiobook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity and includes rough sex, group sex, first anal sex, reluctant sex, first lesbian sex, and more. Only mature adults who won´t find that offensive should listen to this collection. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Reagan West. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/074701de/bk_rhde_002536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Addie´s husband is always too busy working to appreciate her well-toned body and spectacular double-F boobs that, even at 40, still seem to defy gravity. When she runs into her son´s best friend back from university, she decides to show him her new black lace knickers... and just what a more mature woman can do. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Diana Pout. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/crte/000070de/bk_rhde_002536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The ultimate running guide for women brought to life in audio by author Alexandra Heminsley. Alexandra had high hopes: the arse of an athlete, the waist of a supermodel, the speed of a gazelle. Defeated by gyms and bored of yoga, she decided to run. Her first attempt did not end well. Six years later, she has run five marathons in two continents. But, as her dad says, you run with your head as much as with your legs. So, while this is a book about running, it´s not just about running. You could say it´s about ambition (yes, getting out of bed on a rainy Sunday morning counts), relationships (including talking to the intimidating staff in the trainer shop), as well as your body (your boobs don´t have to wobble when you run). But it´s also about realising that you can do more than you ever thought possible. Very funny, very honest, and very emotional, whether you´re in serious training or thinking about running for the bus, this is a book for anyone who after wine and crisps for supper a few too many times thinks they might...just might...like to run like a girl. Alexandra Heminsley is a freelance journalist and broadcaster and a dedicated runner. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Alexandra Heminsley. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/004385de/bk_rhde_002536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
When you´re born with a vagina and a set of boobs, life can be complicated. In this intoxicating collection of essays, writer and college senior Tatiana Pérez explores the complexities of womanhood. From struggling to love her body to putting up with bad sex - Tati writes about it all with shameless candor and a raunchy sense of humor that won´t quit. Boys are welcome to listen along, but this one´s #forthegirls. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Maria Liatis. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/027812de/bk_rhde_002536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Bondage and Domination Erotica Publishing presents this intensely erotic story from Sylvia Synn. What would you do if you and a friend went to a nude beach and things got sexy? That´s exactly what happens to Delora and not only does she have her first lesbian sex but three men show up for an orgy in public! PLEASE NOTE: Bondage and Domination Erotica Publishing specializes in rough BDSM fantasies, but these stories are not reality. In truth, BDSM is not about sudden situations, but requires very careful planning and communication. Don´t interpret a story like this as a guide for behavior. It´s a sexy fantasy, not a how to manual. Warning: This audiobook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity and includes public sex, rough sex, first lesbian sex, bondage, spanking, double penetration and more. Only mature adults who won´t find that offensive should listen to this story. Here is a preview: Dear God, the tanning oil! Moments later, the import of that hit her. She watched in excited and aroused shock as Sharon rubbed it over her thighs and her calves and then up over her nice, flat tummy and her breasts. Dee desperately wished she could be the one running slick hands over her boobs but she certainly couldn´t complain about the sight. Sharon handed her the bottle and Dee was just about to pour some over her own breasts when Sharon said, ´´Wait. Do my back first.´´ ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Veronica Fox. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/079712de/bk_rhde_002536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
They laughed like schoolgirls, then interrupted the laughter with a kiss. This time, Charlotte twisted herself atop Cindy´s body, pinning her legs to the couch and planting herself on her lap. She reached down and lifted away her blouse, then pressed her boobs into Cindy´s face, taunting her. Her lover responded by pulling her own blouse. ´´Like my bra?´´ Cindy asked. ´´Yes, take it off.´´ Slowly she removed it, allowing her full breasts to dance before Charlotte´s waiting mouth. When those lips landed on her nipples, her eyelids quivered then closed. A soft gasp fell from her lips and.... Warning: This story has sexual content and is not suitable for children under 18. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Rebecca Wolfe. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/053690de/bk_rhde_002536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Another awesome compilation of lesbian sex stories for erotica romance. Story One - I have lived next door to a hot chick that I have wanted to f--k for all those years that I have lived in my present apartment. However, she was as straight as they came and so I had to endure listening to all her f--k sessions as she f--ked all those men that I could hear moaning her name through those thin walls between the apartments. When I met her identical sister and realized she was into me, that made for one of the hottest f--k sessions I have ever had as I finally got to f--k and suck the woman I have always wanted to f--k; with the same eyes, boobs, ass and pussy that I have been lusting off for so long now; even if it was not really her but someone who looked exactly like her. Story Two - I have been dreaming of f--king my co-worker for such a long time but have always been afraid of approaching her for obvious reasons. However, her f--king boobs were driving me crazy, and every time she came to use the copier that was right beside my desk, I wanted to grab her, throw her on my desk and suck her pussy right there in the middle of the office and don´t care who sees. When I finally got to f--k her, it was even better than all my fantasies put together. Story Three - She was so hot that even though she had a man, I still just had to f--k her. However, I was f--king her and giving her multiple orgasms and making her squirt; something her man never could get her to do, so I knew that it was just a matter of time that she will realize that she did not need an ugly, disgusting cock inside her pussy at all. In the meantime, I gave in to the smoking hit nurse who worked the night shift with me and I have no regrets. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Cheyanne Humble. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/030263de/bk_rhde_002536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.