A social commentary, comedy, memoir, and practical, info-packed journey into beauty treatments including plastic surgery, Men Are Stupid... is for every woman who wants to improve herself, giving the average woman a step-by-step guide on how to look and feel gorgeous, delivered with Joan´s signature sense of humor. Chapters include: Peels and Fillers Sucks to Be You Eyes Wide Open Care Enough to Do Your Very, Very Breast Less Where You Don´t Want It, More Where You Do Bringing Up the Rear. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Joan Rivers. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/sans/001707/bk_sans_001707_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Men Are Stupid . . . And They Like Big Boobs:A Woman´s Guide to Beauty Through Plastic Surgery Joan Rivers, Valerie Frankel
I Lost Two Boobs and Gained Two Balls:One Woman´S Journey to Finding Her Voice Gail Rognan
Are you a woman whose breasts have already sagged or are sagging, and you want to lift, firm, tighten and perk them up? Or are you a girl or young woman whose breasts have not yet sagged, but you want to prevent them from ever sagging? If you answered ´´yes´´ to any of the above questions, then today must be your lucky day because at last, you have found the solution to your problem! This book, Saggy Breasts Lifter, is that solution to your problem. It is a complete guide to all you need to retain, regain, or achieve breast firmness and perkiness quickly and naturally. Indeed, breast sagging is preventable and reversible, and this book will teach you the proven, evidence-backed methods, and strategies for preventing and reversing breast sagging. All the proven methods, techniques, and strategies to lifting, firming, and tightening saggy breasts are explained in this book. And all the necessary tips and tricks to preventing breast sagging are also included. You no longer have to settle for loose, droopy, wrinkled, fallen breasts. This book will guide you to regaining or retaining a sexier, firmer, perkier, happier, friendlier, more upstanding, and more outgoing cleavage. And best of all, the methods and techniques offered in this book are all natural. No surgeries or medical procedures are required! So this is no time for you to hesitate. Buy this book right now and say goodbye to saggy breasts; and hello to your new perkier, sexier bustline! Go on. It´s time to firm up and perk up! Just click on the BUY button, NOW!
Femmenism and the Mexican Woman Intellectual from Sor Juana to Poniatowska:Boob Lit. Auflage 2010 E. Hind
When you´re born with a vagina and a set of boobs, life can be complicated. In this intoxicating collection of essays, writer and college senior Tatiana Pérez explores the complexities of womanhood. From struggling to love her body to putting up with bad sex - Tati writes about it all with shameless candor and a raunchy sense of humor that won´t quit. Boys are welcome to listen along, but this one´s #forthegirls. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Maria Liatis. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/027812/bk_adbl_027812_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The ultimate anti-hero meets his match.... Connor Dunkle knows what he wants in a woman, and it´s the three B´s. Beauty. Body. Boobs. Other women need not apply. With his good looks and easygoing charm, he´s used to getting what he wants - and who. Until he comes face to face with the one woman who´s slowly making his life hell...and enjoying every moment. Ella Blake is a single mom and a professor at Verily College who´s climbed up the ranks the hard way. Her 10-year-old son is a constant challenge, and her students are driving her crazy - namely Connor Dunkle, who´s failing her class and trying to charm his way into a better grade. Fuming at his chauvinistic tendencies, Ella teaches him the ultimate lesson by giving him a special project to help his grade. When sparks fly, neither of them are ready to face their true feelings, but will love teach them the ultimate lesson of all? 1. Language: English. Narrator: Madeleine Maby. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/029982/bk_adbl_029982_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Addie´s husband is always too busy working to appreciate her well-toned body and spectacular double-F boobs that, even at 40, still seem to defy gravity. When she runs into her son´s best friend back from university, she decides to show him her new black lace knickers... and just what a more mature woman can do. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Diana Pout. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/crte/000070/bk_crte_000070_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Another awesome compilation of lesbian sex stories for erotica romance. Story One - I have lived next door to a hot chick that I have wanted to f--k for all those years that I have lived in my present apartment. However, she was as straight as they came and so I had to endure listening to all her f--k sessions as she f--ked all those men that I could hear moaning her name through those thin walls between the apartments. When I met her identical sister and realized she was into me, that made for one of the hottest f--k sessions I have ever had as I finally got to f--k and suck the woman I have always wanted to f--k; with the same eyes, boobs, ass and pussy that I have been lusting off for so long now; even if it was not really her but someone who looked exactly like her. Story Two - I have been dreaming of f--king my co-worker for such a long time but have always been afraid of approaching her for obvious reasons. However, her f--king boobs were driving me crazy, and every time she came to use the copier that was right beside my desk, I wanted to grab her, throw her on my desk and suck her pussy right there in the middle of the office and don´t care who sees. When I finally got to f--k her, it was even better than all my fantasies put together. Story Three - She was so hot that even though she had a man, I still just had to f--k her. However, I was f--king her and giving her multiple orgasms and making her squirt; something her man never could get her to do, so I knew that it was just a matter of time that she will realize that she did not need an ugly, disgusting cock inside her pussy at all. In the meantime, I gave in to the smoking hit nurse who worked the night shift with me and I have no regrets. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Cheyanne Humble. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/030263/bk_acx0_030263_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
If you´re looking to get married and you´re not, there´s most likely a very good reason: you. Not that you´re a bad person - you´re certainly not! It´s just that you haven´t yet become the woman you need to be in order to have the partnership you want. So how can you grow into someone who is ready to say ´´I do´´ and to attract the same in a mate? You start with this book. Based on her wildly popular Huffington Post article - one of the site´s most-viewed of all time - Why You´re Not Married . . . Yet dishes out straightforward, no-holds-barred practical and proven advice for women hoping to head down the aisle or just have a great relationship. With sisterly insight, razor-sharp wit, and refreshing candor, McMillan points out the things that might be in your blind spot: unhelpful attitudes, behaviors, and beliefs so easy to identify in others, but much more difficult to see in yourself. Then she shows you how to adjust them to get the relationship you deserve. Like a no-nonsense but loving best friend, McMillan meets you right where you are to help you get where you´re going - with clarity and honesty. And she´ll make you laugh out loud along the way. More than just a relationship manual, Why You´re Not Married . . . Yet will help you diagnose what´s preventing you from getting what you want. Do any of these chapter headings sound familiar? You´re a Bitch: How defensiveness and anger can hide behind a tough, take-charge exterior, and why being nice is never a sign of weakness. You´re a Liar: How to stop lying to men - and get honest with yourself - about the kind of relationship you really want. It´s the only way. You´re Shallow: Being a woman who insists on a tall guy is no different from being a man who demands big boobs. Learn why you should let go of trying to get what you think you should have and focus on getting what you need. You´re Selfish:... 1. Language: English. Narrator: Tracy McMillan. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/rand/003099/bk_rand_003099_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.